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Customer A: I want a bagel with cheese!
Me: What kind of cheese? [Most people assume I can read minds and MAGICALLY know if it's cream cheese/specifically FLAVOURED cream cheese, sliced cheddar, OR swiss.] We have cream cheese *gestures to flavour list*, cheddar, and swiss.
Customer: I want it on THIS bagel! *points at all dressed*
Me: Okay. *takes bagel out*
Customer: NOT THAT ONE. THE OTHER ONE.
Me: *eyes the 1 out of 3 I took out* Okay. This one? *holds up another*
Customer: YES.
Me: *puts bagel down, about to slice*
Customer: NOT THAT ONE, THE OTHER ONE!
Me: -_-; *puts it back and takes the last one* This one? *makes sure it's lying in full view on sandwich bar*
Customer: YES! I WANT TUNA.
Me: Okay, tuna sandwich comes with lettuce and tomato. No cheese. You don't want cheese, just tuna sandwich, right?
Customer: NO CHEESE.
Me: *starts stacking veggies*
Customer: THAT CHEESE. I WANT THAT CHEESE.
Me: [WTF.] Ur ... adding cream cheese to tuna sandwich is extra. *makes sure it's the RIGHT cream cheese, bastard wants my homemade dill cucumber and not PLAIN* Is that okay?
Customer: NO CHEESE. JUST TUNA.
Me: O... kay. Please head over to the cashier, I'll bring the sandwich over once it's done. *finally is allowed to make sandwich without interruption*
Customer B, who was waiting behind previous customer: I want tuna sandwich! With cream cheese! *points at dill cucumber cream cheese*
Me: On bagel or bread? And cream cheese costs extral.
Customer B: Bagel. SAME bagel. Extra is okay. *goes right to cashier to pay*
Me: [Why can't your friend be more like you?]

Date: 2009-03-03 11:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aphelion-orion.livejournal.com
...Why do I think that first guy has massive problems deciding on anything at all?

In conclusion: *hug*
Edited Date: 2009-03-03 11:01 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-03-06 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kotoshin.livejournal.com
... he's USUALLY like that, sadly. As far as we can tell, he's Jewish and works for one of the international airlines, but not a pilot or steward, because THOSE people have to see exactly what goes into their food before they buy it.

Also had another customer run off on me today when I asked them what kind of bagel they wanted the cream cheese to be on. Their answer? "How long would it take? To make the bagel, I mean."

"At most five minutes."
"Forget it, I don't have enough time. *runs off*"

... DUDE, I spent five minutes trying to get you to tell me your order. *hugs back*

Date: 2009-03-06 12:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aphelion-orion.livejournal.com
OTL Oh man. One of those people. I often got those in the restaurant I used to work in... when they'd call me back to their table about six or seven times to change, cancel, reorder, change and cancel again. *shudder*

...What. What does he expect you to do, magically materialize a bagel with your mystical mind powers? BLING—and here it is? Maybe he's secretly an agent from the 25th century where they have instant sandwich replicators... or he's just a moron. Or both. XD

Date: 2009-03-16 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kotoshin.livejournal.com
I don't know. It's as if people assume customer service = mind reading and instant service. I'm not THAT good.

*hugs*

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