*random joke*

... just saw this in a chinese newspaper strip.

A faerie appeared to a man and told him: "I will make three wishes come true for you!"

The man thought.

"I wish to be the richest man in the world!"

The faerie flitters around him.

"... and?"

"I wish to be the best loved man in the world!"

"... and?"

"I wish to be immortal!"

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The man is now Santa Claus.