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*black humor time!*
Nov. 16th, 2001 11:29 pmNot for the easily offended.
Read and translated by me from today's Chinese newspaper.
Bush issues the Taliban his ultimatum.
Bush: If you do not surrender, I will cut off your electricity.
Taliban: We have no electricity here.
Bush: I'll cut off your water.
Taliban: We have no water.
Bush: I'll bomb you back to the Stone Ages!
Taliban: We're already IN the Stone Ages.
Bush: I'LL BOMB YOU ALL BACK TO HELL!!!
Taliban: ... where exactly did you think we are?
Read and translated by me from today's Chinese newspaper.
Bush issues the Taliban his ultimatum.
Bush: If you do not surrender, I will cut off your electricity.
Taliban: We have no electricity here.
Bush: I'll cut off your water.
Taliban: We have no water.
Bush: I'll bomb you back to the Stone Ages!
Taliban: We're already IN the Stone Ages.
Bush: I'LL BOMB YOU ALL BACK TO HELL!!!
Taliban: ... where exactly did you think we are?
